How To Recognize Garth Brooks at Spring Training

Here's How:

1. He's the one with the cowboy swagger.
2. He's the one surrounded by fans wearing cowboy hats, instead of baseball caps.
3. He's the only one that anyone can stand to listen to when he sings in the showers.
4. You'll find him by following the trail of M&Ms and taco crumbs.
5. He'll be the one with three adorable little girls, and a pretty blond wife on rollerblades.
6. He's the one that calls everyone ma'm and sir.
7. After the games, he'll be the last one at the park signing autographs and talking with the fans.
8. You see him swing the bat, but he never seems to get a hit.
9. No matter how he does on the field, he always looks like he's having the time of his life.

Tips:

1. Garth may not be the most proficient baseball player, but he's certainly the most polite.
2. No matter how he does in the standings, he's always a winner in the eyes of his fans.